1) I recently hit someone with a hardback copy of The Hobbit
2) I later hit that same person with a paper-back copy of The Shining (harder as to produce the same effect)
3) I don't really feel like saying anything else.
1. What should I want to know about you?
...
2. Do you surrender yet?
Nope
3. Play an instrument?
Possibly
4. Have any pets?
Possibly
5. How about siblings?
Possibly
6. Can you tell I'm getting lazy?
Yes
7. How was your day?
Good, as usual
8. Is it okay if I do the other meme next time?
The... other... meme, I guess
9. Favourite colour?
Your not British, spell it right.
One that's on the rainbow
10. What was the last goo hat